Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest:
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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%26gt;2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!”
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%26gt;3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it immediately sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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%26gt;4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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%26gt;5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
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%26gt;6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said," I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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%26gt;7. A woman has identical twins and is forced to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're identical twins! If you've seen Juan, you've %26gt;seen Ahmal."
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%26gt;8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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%26gt;9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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%26gt;10. There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Who likes Puns?
3 6 8 and 9 are super funny. im still laughing!
Reply:Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
6 is scared of 7, because 7 8 9.
Number 9 and 10 on your list are very clever
Reply:i dont get it..
Reply:10 out of 10
Reply:clever, especially no.9
Reply:Thnk god!!
For a min there i thot iwas the only 1 who lost intrest in the puns
Reply:lol
Reply:Ha!
Fantastic set of puns, number 7 is my favourite!
Reply:An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.
"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.
"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".
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The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame.
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Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Reply:some are cute.... some are just awful
Reply:o-tay den
Reply:I love them!!!
My two favourites (other than the Kayak one already listed):
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.
Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
"Don't worry. Someday your prints will come".
Another one...
A man walks into a butcher shop and says to the butcher, "I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't reach that beef on the top shelf." The butcher shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry I can't. The steaks are too high."
Reply:4 was good.
7 was decent
9 was OK
10 was good as well.
Reply:Those were pretty creative.
Reply:Brilliant!
Reply:watz a Pun
Reply:very clever
Reply:idiot......
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Which of these are the best? puns intended, and are g rated?
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my Electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?', they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said,' I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to Spain , they name him 'Juan'; the other went to a family in Egypt and is named 'Ahmal.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to 'persuade' them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Which of these are the best? puns intended, and are g rated?
Very good.
why didn't the skeleton cross the road, he didn't have the guts.
Reply:hahahahahaha tooo funny and really liked ahmal. Report It
Reply:# 3 is the funniest! LOL!
Reply:Number 9.
Reply:My fave is number 2.
I love puns! They're so punny!
Reply:ahha i'd have to say that they are all awesome!!! haha... well, i love 9 and 10, and 2 is pretty funny! LOL that made my day! thanks :]
[: *~dRuMmErGiRl~* :]
Reply:Ok those were all great. I think that they got better as they went on. Thanks so much for making me laugh! I will send these to all of my friends.
Reply:All of them are wonderful, I really like number 10, I never heard it before.
Reply:lol, wow, they're all so corny...out of these, i think 8. Watch this one though...
http://www.googoodolls.com/member/qanda/...
it's a Q%26amp;A that's not really a question...
"This one isn't really a question, and it's hard to explain. Just watch it.
sent by: dustyrose7"
(u may have to log in to the site)
Reply:I enjoyed them all...thanx for the giggle!
Reply:i love number 8! it's funny, yet true.
Reply:Dear asker
Hi
A waring !!!;
Kindly SEE%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;:
Fantastic !, even fancy, furthest realities ;
hence farewell!, either 's !?!!!!!!!!!!!,
SEE !, what you have/ had, made lost !? , near 's !?
Say !, Oh yeah !; - Try !!, to see the blue sky's , too!,
Merci
A77p.
Reply:LMAO!! My favourite ones are #2 and #9. Nice job!
2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my Electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?', they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said,' I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to Spain , they name him 'Juan'; the other went to a family in Egypt and is named 'Ahmal.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to 'persuade' them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Which of these are the best? puns intended, and are g rated?
Very good.
why didn't the skeleton cross the road, he didn't have the guts.
Reply:hahahahahaha tooo funny and really liked ahmal. Report It
Reply:# 3 is the funniest! LOL!
Reply:Number 9.
Reply:My fave is number 2.
I love puns! They're so punny!
Reply:ahha i'd have to say that they are all awesome!!! haha... well, i love 9 and 10, and 2 is pretty funny! LOL that made my day! thanks :]
[: *~dRuMmErGiRl~* :]
Reply:Ok those were all great. I think that they got better as they went on. Thanks so much for making me laugh! I will send these to all of my friends.
Reply:All of them are wonderful, I really like number 10, I never heard it before.
Reply:lol, wow, they're all so corny...out of these, i think 8. Watch this one though...
http://www.googoodolls.com/member/qanda/...
it's a Q%26amp;A that's not really a question...
"This one isn't really a question, and it's hard to explain. Just watch it.
sent by: dustyrose7"
(u may have to log in to the site)
Reply:I enjoyed them all...thanx for the giggle!
Reply:i love number 8! it's funny, yet true.
Reply:Dear asker
Hi
A waring !!!;
Kindly SEE%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;:
Fantastic !, even fancy, furthest realities ;
hence farewell!, either 's !?!!!!!!!!!!!,
SEE !, what you have/ had, made lost !? , near 's !?
Say !, Oh yeah !; - Try !!, to see the blue sky's , too!,
Merci
A77p.
Reply:LMAO!! My favourite ones are #2 and #9. Nice job!
Could any one help me??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
i am bored and dying to death of bordem and sadness. i have a unhappy family because my mom and my dad's argument. my brother is stupid and both my sisters are greedy and evil about money. i need someone to save me i am really dying over what is in my situation now. i am very lost in my world. i dont know what to do. i know many of you dont care, but if you dont care then dont even bother to answer my question. if you really want to answer or rescue me from my life then please cuz i really need ur help. or this and everything would end my life. i am about to enter college. TWU and study biology as my major. i am planning to attend a dental school after four years at TWU. i dont know what i myself is thinking but i feel confused and sadness growing from my heart. i just dont know who to talk to cuz my friends doesnt even give a dam about it. so i need someones rescue from the internet. i know it is long but please rescue me plz. my head is about to explode from everything that is happen
Could any one help me??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
I think getting away from home and going to college is the best thing. Time alone will really help you figure out who YOU are. Aside from that keep your true friends close to lean on. That's what they're there for! Best of luck to you!
Reply:High school is terrible. I was very depressed in high school, but don't give up because college is so much better. So buck up buttercup, it'll all be better soon.
Reply:If someone older and mature would be of support then feel free to make contact. I understand you're not happy and have numerous problems at home and maybe I can offer some advice, suggestions or opinions that will be of moral support and help in making decisions about your future.
Reply:first of all, there are A LOT of grammar mistakes. Second of all, you are going to college in a couple of months you dont need to talk to any of them ever again if you want. And third of all, it doesn't sound like you have it that bad.
Reply:Stay in school but get yourself atleast a part time job that way you can keep busy and away from everyone see you will be so busy you will not have time for your family or there problems.
You better yourself the hell with everyone else and if you can find someone that needs a roommate and get out you can do it just put your mind to it....
phone
Could any one help me??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
I think getting away from home and going to college is the best thing. Time alone will really help you figure out who YOU are. Aside from that keep your true friends close to lean on. That's what they're there for! Best of luck to you!
Reply:High school is terrible. I was very depressed in high school, but don't give up because college is so much better. So buck up buttercup, it'll all be better soon.
Reply:If someone older and mature would be of support then feel free to make contact. I understand you're not happy and have numerous problems at home and maybe I can offer some advice, suggestions or opinions that will be of moral support and help in making decisions about your future.
Reply:first of all, there are A LOT of grammar mistakes. Second of all, you are going to college in a couple of months you dont need to talk to any of them ever again if you want. And third of all, it doesn't sound like you have it that bad.
Reply:Stay in school but get yourself atleast a part time job that way you can keep busy and away from everyone see you will be so busy you will not have time for your family or there problems.
You better yourself the hell with everyone else and if you can find someone that needs a roommate and get out you can do it just put your mind to it....
phone
Does any1 know how I can promote a charity mini festival on-line,free but for lots of people to see?...?
MOO-MANIA,
Fusion nightclub,Workington,Cumbria....
Friday 18th August...
In aid of Seacroft Respite,St Bees...
Headlining**REDROOTS**,Innominate,Swee... Zombie Jesus,
Blind Mountain,Hollow Point,Skunk,Asezawallas,
Dental Plan,Des %26amp; Dam Show,and Skool Boi Erra...
Fancy dress with prizes for the best dressed...
Oh %26amp; the mad sod it's named after "Moo",she's crackers
%26amp; is going to shave all her hair off to raise money...
The doors open at 6pm till 3am...
The best line-up we've ever had....
Does any1 know how I can promote a charity mini festival on-line,free but for lots of people to see?...?
well wat u jus did was good...but do u have a myspace...u can do it there under events or post a bulliten for people to repost and tell them wat its for...it worked for me!!!
Fusion nightclub,Workington,Cumbria....
Friday 18th August...
In aid of Seacroft Respite,St Bees...
Headlining**REDROOTS**,Innominate,Swee... Zombie Jesus,
Blind Mountain,Hollow Point,Skunk,Asezawallas,
Dental Plan,Des %26amp; Dam Show,and Skool Boi Erra...
Fancy dress with prizes for the best dressed...
Oh %26amp; the mad sod it's named after "Moo",she's crackers
%26amp; is going to shave all her hair off to raise money...
The doors open at 6pm till 3am...
The best line-up we've ever had....
Does any1 know how I can promote a charity mini festival on-line,free but for lots of people to see?...?
well wat u jus did was good...but do u have a myspace...u can do it there under events or post a bulliten for people to repost and tell them wat its for...it worked for me!!!
Close to Whelping time, Do I have everything?
Ok, so I have done all the proper things in getting my girl ready for puppies including OFA,CERF,Heart, and Thyroid. Ch Sire and *****. She is day 59 today.
Have been taking her temp now 3x a day and no drop yet. I expect her to whelp over the weekend. Here is what I have ready.
Whelping Box with pig rail.
old blankets %26amp; old towels to rub down pups
puppy wee pads for the under the dam
dental floss and scissors for the cords
suction thingy
puppy formula and 1 bottle (insurance ;-0)
hot water bottle
nice quiet room with adequate heat.
calcium tablets for after she whelps
beef liver for after whelping ( I was told by my mentor to feed it raw)
directions for the 24 hour vet incase of complications after hours.
twin size mattress for me to sleep on.
Is there anything else I forgot?
She was bred on Dec 23 and 24th natural ties. Saw 4 pups on U/S but I think there may be 1-2 more. Bouv's usually have 6-8.
Bella is doing fine and pups move alot!
Lisa
Close to Whelping time, Do I have everything?
"Ready" box complete with hot water bottle just in case you have to make a dash to the ER vet with dam and pups.
Hair dryer- after I towel the pups off.. I dry them and hand back to mom.
Hemostats- clamp off a too short umbilicus (not necessary but great to have on hand).. then you can tie it (also handy when the dam decides she's going to have 3 pups in 5 minutes).
I wouldn't bother with the wee pads under the dam.. I use about 40-50 layers of newspapers (so I can pull up a few layers as needed) and a ton of towels then I just do laundry.
Edit: My favorite book- The Whelping and Rearing of Puppies by Muriel Lee... has a great explanation of slinging.
Reply:Yup looks like you've got everything covered. Check the link below to double-check.
Reply:Sounds to me like you did a lot of research to prepare for the puppies. I think you have everything you need. Not only have directions for the vet, but have a number and a phone right next to you in case you need to have him help coach you through the birth or if you have any concerns.. Congratulations on your new pups (when they're born lol).
Reply:Sounds like you have it all. How about some Valium for you? lol, you sound so excited ! You also sound like a loving dog owner. How great that she has you. She will do the work, you just have to offer support, and a helping hand if she runs into trouble. My worry wart sheltie/border collie had 8 and I only had to resuscitate one of them. She was a wonderful birth mom, and great mom for her babes. They just need our support and kind words.
Reply:You are very organised! I think you have thought of everything. Good luck with the whelping. I have been "midwife" to 8 litters of Standard Poodles over the years and have encountered few problems. Most dogs, especially large breeds, tend to have no problems whelping, but it's good to be prepared. Lucky you, love that "puppy breath"
Reply:Vet's number on speed dial.
Mentor's number on speed dial. Or better yet, can someone experienced come sit with you? I had someone come help me deliver my first litter, their help was invaluable.
Baby scale.
MORE towels. There is no such thing as too many.
Do you have a good book or two on the subject? I usually sit and re-read them while I'm waiting for pups to appear.
This one is very good:
http://www.dogwise.com/itemdetails.cfm?I...
Reply:I like kitchen towel sized towels for rubbing down puppies - not too much bulk to get in the way. And the rough towels stimulate them better.
Sounds like you're as ready as you can get. Keep the coffee maker ready... although the excitement may keep you awake just fine. :)
I use goat's milk instead of a manufactured milk replacement, but that's the only thing I'd change, and it's really a personal preference.
Reply:Sounds like you have everything in order,but pups will need to nurse off of Mom in order to get the antibioties to fight off infection especially for the first three days and thereon if at all possible.Do you know what to do in case the pups come breech birth intead of head first? If not please make sure you check on this.Your Mom expecting should have been placed on the calicum tablets 1 week in advance of whelping the pups.I also always put my pups on a heating pad set on low setting as the pups are being born,this way the pups don't get chilled.Good luck with your new litter.
Have been taking her temp now 3x a day and no drop yet. I expect her to whelp over the weekend. Here is what I have ready.
Whelping Box with pig rail.
old blankets %26amp; old towels to rub down pups
puppy wee pads for the under the dam
dental floss and scissors for the cords
suction thingy
puppy formula and 1 bottle (insurance ;-0)
hot water bottle
nice quiet room with adequate heat.
calcium tablets for after she whelps
beef liver for after whelping ( I was told by my mentor to feed it raw)
directions for the 24 hour vet incase of complications after hours.
twin size mattress for me to sleep on.
Is there anything else I forgot?
She was bred on Dec 23 and 24th natural ties. Saw 4 pups on U/S but I think there may be 1-2 more. Bouv's usually have 6-8.
Bella is doing fine and pups move alot!
Lisa
Close to Whelping time, Do I have everything?
"Ready" box complete with hot water bottle just in case you have to make a dash to the ER vet with dam and pups.
Hair dryer- after I towel the pups off.. I dry them and hand back to mom.
Hemostats- clamp off a too short umbilicus (not necessary but great to have on hand).. then you can tie it (also handy when the dam decides she's going to have 3 pups in 5 minutes).
I wouldn't bother with the wee pads under the dam.. I use about 40-50 layers of newspapers (so I can pull up a few layers as needed) and a ton of towels then I just do laundry.
Edit: My favorite book- The Whelping and Rearing of Puppies by Muriel Lee... has a great explanation of slinging.
Reply:Yup looks like you've got everything covered. Check the link below to double-check.
Reply:Sounds to me like you did a lot of research to prepare for the puppies. I think you have everything you need. Not only have directions for the vet, but have a number and a phone right next to you in case you need to have him help coach you through the birth or if you have any concerns.. Congratulations on your new pups (when they're born lol).
Reply:Sounds like you have it all. How about some Valium for you? lol, you sound so excited ! You also sound like a loving dog owner. How great that she has you. She will do the work, you just have to offer support, and a helping hand if she runs into trouble. My worry wart sheltie/border collie had 8 and I only had to resuscitate one of them. She was a wonderful birth mom, and great mom for her babes. They just need our support and kind words.
Reply:You are very organised! I think you have thought of everything. Good luck with the whelping. I have been "midwife" to 8 litters of Standard Poodles over the years and have encountered few problems. Most dogs, especially large breeds, tend to have no problems whelping, but it's good to be prepared. Lucky you, love that "puppy breath"
Reply:Vet's number on speed dial.
Mentor's number on speed dial. Or better yet, can someone experienced come sit with you? I had someone come help me deliver my first litter, their help was invaluable.
Baby scale.
MORE towels. There is no such thing as too many.
Do you have a good book or two on the subject? I usually sit and re-read them while I'm waiting for pups to appear.
This one is very good:
http://www.dogwise.com/itemdetails.cfm?I...
Reply:I like kitchen towel sized towels for rubbing down puppies - not too much bulk to get in the way. And the rough towels stimulate them better.
Sounds like you're as ready as you can get. Keep the coffee maker ready... although the excitement may keep you awake just fine. :)
I use goat's milk instead of a manufactured milk replacement, but that's the only thing I'd change, and it's really a personal preference.
Reply:Sounds like you have everything in order,but pups will need to nurse off of Mom in order to get the antibioties to fight off infection especially for the first three days and thereon if at all possible.Do you know what to do in case the pups come breech birth intead of head first? If not please make sure you check on this.Your Mom expecting should have been placed on the calicum tablets 1 week in advance of whelping the pups.I also always put my pups on a heating pad set on low setting as the pups are being born,this way the pups don't get chilled.Good luck with your new litter.
For Lesbians....Just wondering...?
How many of you actually use dental dams? Your answers are much apprecitated-thanks!
For Lesbians....Just wondering...?
Never have
Never will
The incidence of the lesbian transmission of AIDs is next to nil so why bother?
Besides, I've been with my partner for 11.5 years...what am I worried about???
Reply:what is a dental dam ?
Reply:wats a dental dam?
Reply:Awww.. yeah. .... the gals doing the licky likey. . .. thats a so nice eh?
Reply:i have no idea what that even looks like lol. wish i could help
Reply:i don't....i'm not gonna say why
for those of you who don't know.
a dental dam is like a female condom. when your eating them out or they're eating you out.
Reply:I have them, but I don't use them....
Reply:Not me i hate them
Reply:I prefer saran wrap or a piece of shower curtain
Reply:I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body/ what is a dental dam?? I can use my imanation but damn... besides why would you ask that in the first place? Are you thinking of joining or buying one?
Reply:You just place it over your partner's vagina completely and lick/suck on it like that. It's just a protective barrier for the both of you. Hope this helps.
Reply:I see by most of the responses here, no one practices safe sex. A dental Dam is a rubber square that is placed on the vagina for clitoral stimulation by tongue or finger (what ever your pleasure) as protection from actually touching the bare flesh. You can still be satisfied safely. If you can't find dental dam then you can use saran wrap. Educate yourself and be safe.
Reply:nope.
Reply:Why would you need one? Yuck!
For Lesbians....Just wondering...?
Never have
Never will
The incidence of the lesbian transmission of AIDs is next to nil so why bother?
Besides, I've been with my partner for 11.5 years...what am I worried about???
Reply:what is a dental dam ?
Reply:wats a dental dam?
Reply:Awww.. yeah. .... the gals doing the licky likey. . .. thats a so nice eh?
Reply:i have no idea what that even looks like lol. wish i could help
Reply:i don't....i'm not gonna say why
for those of you who don't know.
a dental dam is like a female condom. when your eating them out or they're eating you out.
Reply:I have them, but I don't use them....
Reply:Not me i hate them
Reply:I prefer saran wrap or a piece of shower curtain
Reply:I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body/ what is a dental dam?? I can use my imanation but damn... besides why would you ask that in the first place? Are you thinking of joining or buying one?
Reply:You just place it over your partner's vagina completely and lick/suck on it like that. It's just a protective barrier for the both of you. Hope this helps.
Reply:I see by most of the responses here, no one practices safe sex. A dental Dam is a rubber square that is placed on the vagina for clitoral stimulation by tongue or finger (what ever your pleasure) as protection from actually touching the bare flesh. You can still be satisfied safely. If you can't find dental dam then you can use saran wrap. Educate yourself and be safe.
Reply:nope.
Reply:Why would you need one? Yuck!
Help please? Easy 10 points!?
I'm losing another 5 points, but only one person answered my other post.
For my Human Sexuality class, we're supposed to create a "Latexhibition" project, which in essence is just something unique that is made from latex products that protect against the organisms that cause sexually transmitted diseases (condoms, dental dams, latex gloves, etc.)
Help please? Easy 10 points!?
What a cool idea, the only problem I am having is I don't know what you could make that is unique and appropriate for a classroom.
Use a couple latex gloves make it so it looks like their holding hands take two condoms, don't unroll them, cut out the middle of each one and create "rings" use colored condoms for a cooler affect. Put the condom "rings" on the wedding ring finger of each hand. Attach the hands to a poster board that is decorated in a wedding theme that says " I'll wait for...." at the top, then at the bottom have it say "I do"
Just an idea.
Reply:So, what is your question?
Reply:Create a living latex body suit that conforms to the person wearing it. When he/she has sex then the latex expands to sheath his penis as a condom or internally lines the vagina/anus, if female or gay, to prevent STD transmission. Just an early morning sci fi suggestion.
For my Human Sexuality class, we're supposed to create a "Latexhibition" project, which in essence is just something unique that is made from latex products that protect against the organisms that cause sexually transmitted diseases (condoms, dental dams, latex gloves, etc.)
Help please? Easy 10 points!?
What a cool idea, the only problem I am having is I don't know what you could make that is unique and appropriate for a classroom.
Use a couple latex gloves make it so it looks like their holding hands take two condoms, don't unroll them, cut out the middle of each one and create "rings" use colored condoms for a cooler affect. Put the condom "rings" on the wedding ring finger of each hand. Attach the hands to a poster board that is decorated in a wedding theme that says " I'll wait for...." at the top, then at the bottom have it say "I do"
Just an idea.
Reply:So, what is your question?
Reply:Create a living latex body suit that conforms to the person wearing it. When he/she has sex then the latex expands to sheath his penis as a condom or internally lines the vagina/anus, if female or gay, to prevent STD transmission. Just an early morning sci fi suggestion.
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